How to get rid of Stephen Harper

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Stephen Harper'.
3. Empty the Recycle Bin.
4. Send ‘Stephen Harper’ to the Recycle Bin.
5. Empty the Recycle Bin.
6. Your PC will ask you: Are you sure you want to delete 'Stephen Harper?'
7. Click 'Yes.'
8. Feel better?